MS and A. are driving home from the library with Bird. A. played a show last night. And we have been watching a lot of Planet Earth lately. Begin.
A: Oh! I completely forgot to tell you what I saw last night at the show.
A: A guy with a mohawk… but with a bald spot in the middle.
MS: Yikes. From where he was going bald?
MS: So you saw the elusive Split Hawk?
A: It’s one of the only ones in existence today.
MS: I’ve heard it’s almost extinct.
A: It is. [long pause] He is the Last of the Mohawkans.