Upon Learning of the Birth of a Friend’s Baby

Me: Hey Bird, do you think we should have a baby in this house someday?

Bird: **blink**

Me: Would you like to have a baby brother? Or a sister?

Bird (thinks for a second, and then): No, I don’t want brother and sister. I just have sandwich.

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