A: Ooooh, it’s almost time for a hotdog!
Me: You haven’t even finished your breakfast sandwich yet.
A: That’s why I said it was ALMOST time for a hotdog.
Sorry for the nothin-but-quotes format lately. Exam is in 3 precious days. After which I will prattle on and on in the style to which you are all accustomed.
But until then, the big news:
Sucky Lazy Executive Director resigned today, one hour after landing in our city following a week-long conference in California (hope you enjoyed your vacation, buttface). He didn’t come in today at all. Resignation effective immediately, and he made arrangements to pick up his shit after the staff had left for the day, because he is… well, because that’s who he is. I was going to say something mean and name-callish, but I won’t, because I already called him a buttface and I never have to see him again. And now that he’s gone, I can share with you that my nickname for him has been “Mr. Jacksonifyou’renasty.” Which I think it’s safe to say was a little joke I created to make myself crack up, because nobody else seems to think that’s as funny as I do.