Bird this week

Things Bird has Said or Done Recently

“I’m going to pee in my underpants!”
(this said not as a warning or a sudden realization, but more like a task she would soon complete. And she did, right there, all over the floor.)

“Daddy, you look awesome in those sunglasses.”

“There’s a baby crawling on my hand! Her name is Venture Adivans.”
(she has never named anything– ever– and this is what she comes up with?)

Kicked me in the neck while sitting on the potty. On purpose.

In response to my need to get the *%^$$*#& out the door in the morning:
“Really? That’s interesting.”

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